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Hilarious IKEA ‘assembly’ Instruction Jokes

With IKEA’s vast expansion worldwide, ever more people encounter the famouse Ikea assembly instructions problem. Even though they are meant to guide, Ikea’s assembly manuals have been mimicked and used for jokes way more than once. I myself am a huge fan of flat pack furniture and DIY assembly in general and that’s why I have decided to share my favorite collection of instruction manuals.

 

1. THE SJTRIPPÅN

Funny striptease joke via ikea flat pack instructions
Thank you Ikea..

2. YOUR FURST DÅTE

First date in ikea assembly instructions
Thank you Ikea..

3. SAMPSEL

SAMPSEL
Thank you Ikea..

4. HÜLDING DÜR OPPEN

DÜR
Thank you Ikea..

5. MÖRDÅR

A funny murder scenario via ikea assembly instructions
Thank you Ikea..

6. ÅRRESTÖR

Thank you Ikea..
Thank you Ikea..

7. KÖR

Cars
Thank you Ikea..

8. SÅMURAI

A cute joke about ninjas.
Thank you Ikea..

9. ÖRKIN

If you ever need help - you can always use the phone
Thank you Ikea..

10. VÅMPIREN

Stay away from vampires!
Thank you Ikea..

11. MÜFENTÖP

Good or nothing
Thank you Ikea..

12. FESTÜV

Drink smart
Thank you Ikea..

13. ELIVADURK

ELIVADURK
Thank you Ikea..

14. KÖT

Cats
Thank you Ikea..

15. THE HÏPSTR

The real hipster
Thank you Ikea..

16. ÅSSKYSSËR

Relations
Thank you Ikea..

17. KNÜKKLES

Knuckles!
Thank you Ikea..

18. ÅRPÖRT

Airport check
Thank you Ikea..

19. LE PŸS

WC etiquette
Thank you Ikea..

Hope you have enjoyed these as much as I did. For a guy, who has done one too many ikea assemblies, these cracked me up.

Cheers!