Hilarious IKEA ‘assembly’ Instruction Jokes

With IKEA’s vast expansion worldwide, ever more people encounter the famouse Ikea assembly instructions problem. Even though they are meant to guide, Ikea’s assembly manuals have been mimicked and used for jokes way more than once. I myself am a huge fan of flat pack furniture and DIY assembly in general and that’s why I have decided to share my favorite collection of instruction manuals.

 

1. THE SJTRIPPÅN

Funny striptease joke via ikea flat pack instructions

Thank you Ikea..

2. YOUR FURST DÅTE

First date in ikea assembly instructions

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3. SAMPSEL

SAMPSEL

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4. HÜLDING DÜR OPPEN

DÜR

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5. MÖRDÅR

A funny murder scenario via ikea assembly instructions

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6. ÅRRESTÖR

Thank you Ikea..

Thank you Ikea..

7. SJTRIPPÅN

Funny striptease joke via ikea flat pack instructions

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8. KÖR

Cars

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9. SÅMURAI

A cute joke about ninjas.

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10. ÖRKIN

If you ever need help - you can always use the phone

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11. VÅMPIREN

Stay away from vampires!

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12. MÜFENTÖP

Good or nothing

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13. FESTÜV

Drink smart

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14. ELIVADURK

ELIVADURK

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15. KÖT

Cats

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16. THE HÏPSTR

The real hipster

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17. ÅSSKYSSËR

Relations

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18. KNÜKKLES

Knuckles!

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19. ÅRPÖRT

Airport check

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20. LE PŸS

WC etiquette

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Hope you have enjoyed these as much as I did. For a guy, who has done one too many ikea assemblies, these cracked me up.

Cheers!

 

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