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Hilarious IKEA 'assembly' Instruction Jokes

Hilarious IKEA ‘assembly’ Instruction Jokes

by FlatpackBart 2015-08-11, 1:09 PMupdated 2018-06-04, 9:10 PM

With IKEA‘s vast expansion worldwide, ever more people encounter the famouse Ikea assembly instructions problem. Even though they are meant to guide, Ikea’s assembly manuals have been mimicked and used for jokes way more than once. I myself am a huge fan of flat pack furniture and DIY assembly in general and that’s why I have decided to share my favorite collection of instruction manuals.

1. THE SJTRIPPÅN

funny striptease joke via ikea flat pack instructions — Thank you Ikea..

2. YOUR FURST DÅTE

first date in ikea assembly instructions — Thank you Ikea..

3. SAMPSEL

sampsel — Thank you Ikea..

4. HÜLDING DÜR OPPEN

dür — Thank you Ikea..

5. MÖRDÅR

a funny murder scenario via ikea assembly instructions — Thank you Ikea..

6. ÅRRESTÖR

thank you ikea.. — Thank you Ikea..

7. KÖR

cars — Thank you Ikea..

8. SÅMURAI

a cute joke about ninjas. — Thank you Ikea..

9. ÖRKIN

if you ever need help - you can always use the phone — Thank you Ikea..

10. VÅMPIREN

stay away from vampires! — Thank you Ikea..

11. MÜFENTÖP

good or nothing — Thank you Ikea..

12. FESTÜV

drink smart — Thank you Ikea..

13. ELIVADURK

elivadurk — Thank you Ikea..

14. KÖT

cats — Thank you Ikea..

15. THE HÏPSTR

the real hipster — Thank you Ikea..

16. ÅSSKYSSËR

relations — Thank you Ikea..

17. KNÜKKLES

knuckles! — Thank you Ikea..

18. ÅRPÖRT

airport check — Thank you Ikea..

19. LE PŸS

wc etiquette — Thank you Ikea..

Hope you have enjoyed these as much as I did. For a guy, who has done one too many ikea assemblies, these cracked me up.

Cheers!